Hey… cold feet!
Yo, Yeti! How’d you like to shoot the breeze?
Ja!
It’s that time of year when we’re stuffing our faces with turkey, cranberry sauce, Christmas pudding, gingerbread, mulled wine, and a heap of roasting chestnuts. What’s your favorite food to eat at Christmas?
Yachtwurst
Just a hunch, but I'm thinking that's not Martha Stewart’s famous cheese and nut loaf? No wait, I get it. It's the whole yak, yeti thing - slick!
Have you been a good Yeti this year?
I kept my furry nose clean.
Awesome! I’ve asked Santa Claus for a blue, furry bodysuit, inflatable shoulders, scary mask, latex hands and feet, large set of fangs. What have you asked him for for?
You trying to be funny?
Heeey, chill man!
Heard this one? How does a yeti get to work? By icicle.
Stop!
I’d like hair straighteners, industrial strength nail clippers, and a delouser.
Riiiight. Do you have a Christmas movie that’s a must to watch?
Frozen.
Let it go, let it go. Can’t hold it back anymore…
Please don’t.
Soz.
Where will you be spending the holiday season?
Luxembourg, with flying visits to New York, San Francisco, and Frankfurt. Hanging with my bros.
Cool!
Do you have a special outfit that you don for Christmas Day?
I’m glad you asked. Take a look...
That's so cool. Thanks for sharing, it's been real.
You're most welcome. Enjoy your roasting chestnuts!
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